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Not Alexander's CornerEdit

I am Forrestib.

I am a vegatarian.

I catch flies with my bare hands.

If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

One item on this list of statements is false.

This statement is false.

The above three statements create a paradox.

A paradox, a paradox, a most ingenious paradox. Haha haha haha haha, a par-a-dox.

If you understand the above reference, you are awesome.

Reginald the Hutt = The Reginald Clause

It's unintentional, I swear! Total coincidence. I hadn't even read that page yet when I first made him. Future edits have made the similarity slightly more... traceable, however. So... yeah.

Mark of the Time LordEdit

I am the Steve.

I blow up super spacestations every other week.

My Sonic Screwdriver has a lightsaber setting (why other Time Lords don't have this feature, I'll never know)

The capital of the multiverse is actually called "Bob"

My current Regeneration looks like Danny Kaye

The exterior of my TARDIS totally DOESN'T look like an escape pod

Chocolate pudding creates an allergic reaction against me that involves squealing hiccups

No, I don't use stormtrooper helmets as drums, but I can make a mean tune out of a Kryat Dragon's ribcage

The Trap QueenEdit

And they call me crazy